Alright, I sat down to write about this story, and I really haven’t a clue where to start. On one hand, you have Piers Morgan, a man I generally strongly dislike (I wasn’t miffed when he left the US), and on the other hand, Madonna, a woman clutching onto the last wisps of spotlight she can muster.
That women is so gross that when introducing Amy Schumer, another waste of oxygen, in New York City, she promised the crowd sexual favors in exchange for voting for Hillary Clinton. She literally said:
“If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK? I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow.”
Lady, you’re 58 years old. Whether I’m voting for Hillary or not, I’m not going to want that mouth anywhere near one of my most prized possessions.
Anyway, back to Morgan. Check out how what Mashable had to say about how he roasted her for her recent antics on Good Morning Britain:
“Fans are reeling after TV personality Piers Morgan called Madonna’s twerking on ‘Carpool Karaoke’ “utterly embarrassing” and made him feel physically sick.
In a TV segment on ITV’s Good Morning Britain, Morgan hailed the pop star as a “walking talking trainwreck” and that it was embarrassing to watch “a 58-year-old” twerking.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 6, 2016
Madonna recently appeared twerking in the trailer for James Cordon’s ‘Carpool Karaoke’ segment on The Late Late Show with James Corden.
— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) December 6, 2016
Morgan mimicked vomiting and said he felt suddenly “nauseous” due to the star’s dancing.
Fans have taken to Twitter to express their anger at the remarks, with many questioning his comments relating to the star’s age.
— Jason Shirley (@JasonJGShirley) December 7, 2016
— Nicø (@nico_cdc) December 7, 2016
Many expressed their distaste for Morgan in general…
Ironic that @piersmorgan has a bucket for Madonna, but I have to eat my breakfast and look at Piers’ ugly mutt of a face in the morning.
— Isaac 🌐 (@isaacblackburn7) December 7, 2016
— Ruth (@rathereccentric) December 7, 2016
In a recent interview with Billboard, Madonna said she believes that women experience ageism more than men.
“Age is only brought up with regard to women. It’s connected to sexism, chauvinism and misogyny. When Leonardo is 60 years old, no one is going to talk about his relevance,” Madonna said.
“Am I relevant as a female in this society that hates women? Well, to people who are educated and are not chauvinists or misogynists, yes,” the singer continued.
“I understand that. “Relevance” is a catchphrase that people throw out because we live in a world full of discrimination,” the singer opined.”
Whoa, whoa, what? A society that hates women? If we hated women, your ass wouldn’t have been up there being a sex symbol like… 40 years ago. If Leo sucks at the age of 60, I’ll sure as hell make fun of him!
We’re not making fun of you because you’re a woman, we’re making fun of you because you’re a has-been that’s doing anything you can to stay, as you say, “relevant.”